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« Reply #1560 on: 2007-08-31, 16:50:25 »
Podobno autentyk:
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Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA  34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16.  After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters.  With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time.  Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August.  I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen

=D =D

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« Reply #1561 on: 2007-08-31, 22:04:29 »
O cholera dobre! Autentyk? :D
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« Reply #1562 on: 2007-08-31, 22:41:25 »
Wpadki:
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« Reply #1563 on: 2007-08-31, 22:45:17 »
O cholera dobre! Autentyk? :D
No napisa³am, ¿e podobno tak ;)

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« Reply #1564 on: 2007-09-01, 19:52:11 »
Je¶li kto¶ chce poznaæ zaczarowany ¶wiat Anny Gacek, to donoszê uprzejmie, ¿e zasiada³a ona dzisiaj w Trójce od 19:00. Prawdopodobnie prowadzi cotygodniowy program. Jak pos³ucha³em, co ona puszcza (95% dyktowane przez New Musical Express), to dochodzê do wniosku, ¿e Arctic Monkeys stoi na naprawdê wysokim poziomie :P
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« Reply #1565 on: 2007-09-01, 23:30:47 »

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« Reply #1566 on: 2007-09-03, 12:35:00 »

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« Reply #1567 on: 2007-09-03, 20:23:37 »
http://kurde.pl/katalog/linuks-a-sprawa-spluczki.php - minderowi siê pewnie spodoba ;]

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« Reply #1568 on: 2007-09-03, 21:33:55 »
Hahaha, dobre. To oczywi¶cie by³o sp³ukiwanie wody w stylu Gentoo lub Slackware ;) Wersja Ubuntu mia³aby jeden b³yszcz±cy przycisk spuszczaj±cy odpowiedni± ilo¶æ wody w zale¿no¶ci od si³y nacisku, a pozosta³e parametry by³yby "zgadywane" :P
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« Reply #1569 on: 2007-09-04, 00:59:19 »
Piêkne XD ³adnie pokazuje przerost formy nad tre¶ci± XD

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« Reply #1570 on: 2007-09-04, 03:30:40 »
³adnie pokazuje przerost formy nad tre¶ci± XD
A nie odwrotnie? :D

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« Reply #1571 on: 2007-09-04, 12:37:56 »

 

"I don't expect I'll ever understand.. How life just trickled through my hand.."

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« Reply #1572 on: 2007-09-04, 12:46:55 »

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« Reply #1573 on: 2007-09-04, 17:20:37 »
Bite your tongue, ignore the splinter.

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« Reply #1574 on: 2007-09-05, 08:05:52 »
Nietypowa oferta pracy - kto¶ siê pisze?  :mrgreen:

 

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