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« Reply #1605 on: 2007-09-15, 20:59:38 »

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<heg> koncert behemota: wygl±d ludzi ogólnie wiadomy czarny z³y, okrutny
<heg> kapela ma zaraz wej¶æ pojawiaj± siê czerwone ¶wiat³a, leci dym, nastrojowa muzyka zwiastuj±ca apokalipse
<heg> i nagle wrzask z ty³u "czesio chce ognicho"
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:buhaha: :buhaha: :buhaha: :buhaha:    heh, a ja tam by³am.....  :mrgreen:
...nie bêdziesz siê baæ,nic nie bêdziesz czuæ,odrodzisz siê na nowo...

"So would you kiss the sun goodbye? And give your life to never die?"

"Mówi siê, ¿e ludzie bliscy ¶mierci umieraj± zwykle o ¶wicie"
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...nie bêdziesz siê baæ,nic nie bêdziesz czuæ,odrodzisz siê na nowo...

"So would you kiss the sun goodbye? And give your life to never die?"

"Mówi siê, ¿e ludzie bliscy ¶mierci umieraj± zwykle o ¶wicie"
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« Reply #1608 on: 2007-09-17, 12:06:56 »

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« Reply #1609 on: 2007-09-17, 12:44:23 »
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« Reply #1610 on: 2007-09-17, 19:03:32 »
Ale faajnie... Ja bym siê za darmo og³osi³a... ciekawe, czy jaki¶ chêtny by siê znalaz³...  :? Tylko chyba za stara ju¿ jestem... :roll:

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Kimberly H.
Age: 15,
Location: South

Bride Price:
$20,995

She knows God put her on Earth to serve her husband like it says in the Bible and we’ve made sure she knows exactly how to do that.
:shock:
Ta te¿ jest mocna:
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Courtney P.
Age: 13,
Location: South

Bride Price:
$49,995   

Courtney’s grandmother married at 13, her mother married at 13, and Courtney has decided she wants to keep the tradition going.  She would prefer to stay close to her large extended southern family and loves farm or at least rural life.  She got an A in Home Ec. and has read up on what else would be expected of her as a wife and is looking forward to it.
Tu co¶ mrocznego dla naszych Panów :D :
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Sarah M.
Age: 16,
Location: Northwest

Bride Price:
$26,995   
Sarah calls herself a Goth but we insisted she not dress in black for this photo. She reads and writes a lot of depressing poetry and it takes a lot to get her nose out of a book. She says she’s an Old Soul in a new young body and she’s already been married lots of times and she might die again tomorrow so why wait?
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« Reply #1611 on: 2007-09-18, 19:13:51 »

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« Reply #1612 on: 2007-09-19, 17:04:06 »
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« Reply #1613 on: 2007-09-19, 18:10:54 »
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Ja :: 21:44:04 (18.09.2007)
ej, Craw, palisz czsem?
Crawley :: 21:44:38 (18.09.2007) / S 21:44:49 (18.09.2007)
czasami mi sie zdarza, ale to tylko jak jestem napierdolony :P
Ja :: 21:45:17 (18.09.2007)
no to wiedz, ¿e w Bielskhu siê napierdolisz izjarasz XD
Crawley :: 21:45:30 (18.09.2007) / S 21:45:38 (18.09.2007)
_-_
Ja :: 21:45:39 (18.09.2007)
ooooo, jakie ³adne s³owo 'izjarasz' XDXD
Ja :: 21:46:04 (18.09.2007)
to jest chyba najszczê¶liwsze s³owo jaki widzia³em :D:D
Crawley :: 21:47:16 (18.09.2007) / S 21:47:28 (18.09.2007)
hehe

O, a to nie moje, ale te¿ fajne:
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<implexor> some of my friends were smoking pot in a car. After some laughing they started to cruise around town. Drove for a while and while going round a roundabout one of them noticed that it would be funny to drive on it backwards. It was funny until the inevitable happened and they've hit another car.
<dsarr> lol
<implexor> w8 there's more. They went silent and just sit frightened in the car. Police came very quickly and started to talk to the driver in the car behind them. Then the policeman came to their drivers door, my friend opens the window, and the policeman goes "don't worry guys, the bloke in the other car is so drunk, that he's telling stories you were driving backwards".
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« Reply #1614 on: 2007-09-19, 20:01:52 »
ten cytat s³ysza³em od kilku kolegów, ¿e "ich kolegom" to siê zdarzy³o. Wg mnie to urban legend.

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« Reply #1615 on: 2007-09-19, 22:47:27 »
Da siê jednym gifem opisaæ Hamerykê?
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« Reply #1616 on: 2007-09-19, 23:33:07 »
Oni to zagrali na ¿ywo, z pe³nym przerobionym testem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBvZBwmhjlU&watch_response

Nergal i spó³ka to jednak maj± jaja. :D
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« Reply #1617 on: 2007-09-19, 23:59:59 »
Sorry, ale po czym mo¿na pozna poznaæ, ¿e to wersja alternatywna?
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« Reply #1618 on: 2007-09-20, 00:03:46 »
W³a¶nie te¿ siê nad tym zastanawia³am... ale zdaje siê ¿e t³um ¶piewa do¶æ wyra¼nie "golonkê masz pan jak Hitler nasz kraj" XD

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« Reply #1619 on: 2007-09-20, 00:21:54 »
Głównie pod koniec gdzie idzie tekst "His name is Esial, I want him more" czyli ten tekst który Nergal zawsze omija na koncert. Teraz wyraźnie słyszę: "Nie śmiejmy się już, lol!".

Albo fragment gdzie we trzech wrzeszczą: "Of madness!!", jeśli to nie jest "I'm pregnant!!" tym razem, to mam coś nie tak ze słuchem.
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